Mark Sanford Got the Stimulus Package After All

There’s a lot of chatter going on about Governor Mark Sanford and his extra-marital affair.  It’s been on the news and entertainment programs.  It’s been blogged and tweeted.  The atmosphere has been saturated with the affair itself.  Instead of focusing on the affair, I want to take a different approach to the Sanford fiasco and talk about The Lie.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

image As I watched all of the network news, Entertainment Tonight and read the many tweets about Governor Mark Sanford, all I could hear was these words from that famous philosopher, Forrest Gump – stupid is as stupid does.  And what Governor Sanford did was really, really stupid.  I’m not talking about his cheating on his wife (that’s a given), I’m talking about the stupid lie he told and the stupid approach he took for his illicit liaison.

How stupid is he?  Let me count the ways:

  1. He’s the governor of South Carolina.  Like every other politician in a high office, someone always has to know where you are.  You can’t just disappear.
  2. I’m going to hike the Appalachian Trail – but, I’m gonna leave my car with all of my hiking gear in plain sight at the airport.
  3. Oops, I changed my mind and decided to go someplace more exotic.
  4. Double oops, I forgot it was Father’s Day weekend
  5. No, I’m not whipped, I just wanted some alone time

Shall I continue?  Who knows a politician who can’t come up with a believable lie?  Quite frankly, you don’t have to be a politician to come up with a good lie.  Anyone who has ever cheated was able to come up with a creative lie that sounded believable for a little while.  This guy couldn’t conjure up a lie that held water for one day.  It usually takes several days, weeks or months for the truth to finally come out.

All in all, I think this guy is probably pretty honest with a modicum of integrity.  Otherwise, he could have come up with better lies and held out a lot longer.

I understand that the Governor’s wife wants to work things out and I think he should take her lead, settle down and be a good husband and father.  Believe me, his players card has been revoked.

One Response to Mark Sanford Got the Stimulus Package After All
  1. Natural
    July 3, 2009 | 6:00 pm

    okay he needs to stop talking so much and publicly. i have no problem with trying to work things out in a marriage, everybody gets 1 mess up, but the more stuff that comes out, the worse off he looks….and makes me wonder if their marriage can be saved. i hope so, but he would have to some major changing.

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